31 December 2007

More Holiday Censorship

Another song I'm not allowed to sing to the children:

Here comes Santa Claus,
Here comes Santa Claus,
To Guantanamo Bay.
The pentagon thought that
He was a terrorist
Riding on a sleigh!

Spooks were questioning
All his reindeer,
Right on through the night.
Then Rudolph turned state's evidence,
So Santa's locked up tight.

I don't understand. I'm trying to expand their little minds...

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