19 December 2013

2013 Holiday Music

At last, I return, and I come bearing musical goodness. This entry was inspired by one of the most horrifically annoying songs I've ever heard. As a child, I got to listen to The Twelve Days of Christmas every single day during the holiday season, sometimes multiple times per day. In school, out of school, at home, at Christmas parties, on television, it was everywhere. In elementary school, that song was played EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Not the same version, mind you.  Each day we were shown a different filmstrip, or film, or we listened to a different cassette, or record.  I tried to explain that it was still the same old song that we had all heard every day for two months, but adults don't like listening to children.

I find newer spoofs of this song to be less annoying, though, because at least they're new.  So, in honor of this new "tradition", I submit my own entry into this genre.  I used numbers rather than the words representing the numbers because it's easier to read.  And also I didn't want to type all that over again.

The Twelve Days of Fast Food


On the first day of fast food my true love gave to me...
a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the second day of fast food my true love gave to me...
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the third day of fast food my true love gave to me...
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the fourth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the fifth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the sixth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the seventh day of fast food my true love gave to me...
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the eighth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the ninth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the tenth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the eleventh day of fast food my true love gave to me...
11 greasy tacos
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

On the twelfth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
12 Chicken Nuggets
11 greasy tacos
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy

I hope you enjoyed.  And if you like that, you'll love this: