So, since I was here, at the VA, missing work, I asked the information desk. The guy there said, "I don't know about Thursday. All I see is something for the 20th."
I was about to walk away, when I grabbed him by the collar and pulled him across the desk, and asked very pointedly, "The 20th?"
"Y-yes." He sounded frightened for some reason.
"Thursday, the 20th?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"That's the day I'm looking for. What is it about? Where is it?"
"All I can see is it's in The Clinic."
"Just, 'The Clinic'?"
"
I let him go so he could change pants and proceeded to travel to every clinic in this gosh-awful place until I found one that could look it up. "It's in the Women's Clinic."
"Are they still open?"
"Yes, until 4:30."
I walked 12 miles to the women's clinic, and found the doors locked. It was 1615 (4:15 PM, for those of you who neither served nor learned to fake it while telling time). So I walked outside and traveled 8 miles to the outside doors. Also locked.
I tried the phone number, which has never worked as long as I've been able to dial a phone. I called the main number, chose the option for "Primary Care" and was routed back to the main number, as always. I selected the option to speak with a humanoid, and was routed to the main number, as always.
I briefly considered setting myself on fire in the lobby as a warning to others, but decided that would hurt. Also, I didn't have any matches. Now, I have to decide... do I come in Thursday morning and miss work and not even know why I'm coming in? Or do I ignore it and pretend that I care as much about them as they do about veterans?
If it's actually important, they'll call me to reschedule, right?
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