Not the same version, mind you. Each day we were shown a different filmstrip, or film, or we listened to a different cassette, or record. I tried to explain that it was still the same old song that we had all heard every day for two months, but adults don't like listening to children.
I find newer spoofs of this song to be less annoying, though, because at least they're new. So, in honor of this new "tradition", I submit my own entry into this genre. I used numbers rather than the words representing the numbers because it's easier to read. And also I didn't want to type all that over again.
The Twelve Days of Fast Food
On the first day of fast food my true love gave to me...
a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the second day of fast food my true love gave to me...
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the third day of fast food my true love gave to me...
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the fourth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the fifth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the sixth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the seventh day of fast food my true love gave to me...
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the eighth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the ninth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the tenth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the eleventh day of fast food my true love gave to me...
11 greasy tacos
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
On the twelfth day of fast food my true love gave to me...
12 Chicken Nuggets
11 greasy tacos
10 sides of ketchup
9 with no mayonnaise
8 extra-larges
7 double cheeses
6 chocolate milkshakes
5 Onion Riiiiiiiiingggggsssssss
4 diet Cokes
3 french fries
2 apple pies
And a kid's meal with a toooooyyyyyyyyy
I hope you enjoyed. And if you like that, you'll love this:
